John Jaso for AL All-Star Catcher 2010
Since my housemate moved out he has been doing lot’s of high-fivin’ with the 1st Place Rays, even some double high-fivin’ like this one with Gabe Kapler after his first major league homer, which may have ended in a double wax-on chest bump. Note the concentration on Johnny’s (right) face. What a guy. This is pulled from John’s wiki, seriously: In his free time,...
the rays, the bulls
weird. What do we think the artist was trying to accomplish here? anyway, the bulls have been posting boring football scores of late and stand atop the international league’s north division. However, the team has failed to knock the mascot off his go kart during his drive around the stadium but are getting closer each day. Tonight, 6’9 272 lbs 1B Ryan Shealy, who has...
Menstrual Cycle pedometer
The Wire 2.0 : Post Katrina 'nawlins
http://www.csun.edu/science/health/docs/tv&health.html (image courtesy of http://www.kill-television.com/ ) VIOLENCENumber of murders seen on TV by the time an average child finishes elementary school: 8,000 Number of violent acts seen on TV by age 18: 200,000 Percentage of Americans who believe TV violence helps precipitate real life mayhem: 79
corrosive(?) advice from Ted Turner...lunch on the...
Wall reads, ‘Do Something, either lead, follow, or get out of the way. -Ted Turner’ (from some steakhouse near Gwinnet, Georgia) this is what a baseball team out to lunch looks like.
actual hip-hop street credibility... →
Jaso recalled to the Major Leagues.
massive fireball reported in Midwestern sky
give the kids santa
(not santa) congress is looking to ban tobacco in major league baseball, another act in the ballad of furnishing airbrushed images of the world for children to consume to spare them of reality for as long as possible so that when they come of age they are even more shocked and confused. Next, congress plans to ask players to stop wincing when they get hit by pitches so that the kids...
big banks sweet enough to offer little loans... →
african-american women of WWII →
my long lost friends’ folks’ project
do not hump
somalian music ban!? (don’t miss the google ad at the bottom of the page for African ladies) news delivered to me by our first baseman who caught lots of Hellickson-induced putouts en route to another win which means it’s appropriate to play music, laugh as much as possible, sing falsetto or whatever you’re into in the clubhouse after the game. Executing the proper...
Fecheia a Porta
(Carlos Hernandez; diggin’ Amos Otis of the Royals, picking up the win last night) Election chaos in sudan— Bodies still being discovered in Pakistan— Bulls win. Hitting is a martial art insofar as you can learn some version of it in a strip mall somewhere and theoretically be able to kick your way out of anything hairy, or be able to hit Neftali Feliz, so long as you ...
alter ego's should enable creativity, not... →
Pics from the slammer →
Here’s a blog my buddy created of greatest pics/hits from Durham’s Slammer Magazine, one of those strange publications that prints mug-shots of people